Some Friday Frivolity

This is hilarious on many levels.

An Air National Guard sergeant assigned to work on the border fence was indicted Wednesday on a theft charge that he stole scrap metal and sold it for more than $11,000, according to a news release from the U.S. attorney for Arizona.

Tucson Citizen

Among other things, he bought a pair of cowboy boots and a garage door opener with the proceeds. Can't make this stuff up!