Betcha the elves are guilty of social security fraud, too.
And those arctic reindeer beasts? They're taking away the jobs of the hardest-working American-born genetically-modified corn-fed reindeers in the world.
Merry Effing Christmas!
You might imagine that Santa would be welcome the world over... but you would be wrong.
A Kremlin official yesterday claimed that Father Christmas was an 'imposter' and an 'illegal immigrant'.
Speaker of the Russian Parliament Boris Gryzlov insisted that the only authentic figure for bringing presents to Russia's children was Ded Moroz - Grandfather Frost.Mr Gryzlov was at Velikiy Ustyug, traditional home of Ded Moroz in the far north of the country, when he said: 'No one will ever be able to take away Ded Moroz from Russia - not Santa Claus nor any other imposters.
UK Daily Mail