Election Day Public Service Announcement

Attention voters in North Dakota - Don't forget your bulletproofed vest when you go to the polls. Dick "Dick" Cheney will be yielding a shotgun again.

Vice President Dick Cheney will spend Election Day on his first hunting trip since he accidentally shot a companion last February while aiming at a covey of quail on a private Texas ranch.

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Any other frivolous news out there? Besides the nekkid guy who was arrested for having a concealed weapon...