- Mr. Calavera Head worries about terrorist Canadians
- Roger Barnett still owes $98,775 for holding
brown border crossersU.S. citizens hostage with a shotgun.
- St. McCain is still hated by the haters for "trying to shove amnesty down our throats". This is what I like to call the Operation Wetbacker crowd. They won't be satisfied until the military is mobilized and mass deportations enacted.
- The hate-group San Diego Minutemen are still throwing a tantrum after having their Adopt-A-Highway segment moved away from the border. I'm guessing that they're not all that interested in the environmental aspect of it.
- When will we see hundreds of undocumented non-brown workers rounded up?
- Huckabee trotted out Chuck Norris and vigilante Jim Gilchrist to make sure that everyone thinks border crossers are terrorists with bombs in their suitcases; forgets about mochilas.
- Excerpt of the day: 'Senator Ernie Chambers of Omaha says the governor is, quote, "riding a crest of racism."'
- He's an...Illegal Eh-lien