Monday News Bits

• Mr. Calavera Head worries about terrorist Canadians
• Roger Barnett still owes $98,775 for holding brown border crossers U.S. citizens hostage with a shotgun.
• St. McCain is still hated by the haters for "trying to shove amnesty down our throats". This is what I like to call the Operation Wetbacker crowd. They won't be satisfied until the military is mobilized and mass deportations enacted.
  
• The hate-group San Diego Minutemen are still throwing a tantrum after having their Adopt-A-Highway segment moved away from the border. I'm guessing that they're not all that interested in the environmental aspect of it.
• When will we see hundreds of undocumented non-brown workers rounded up?
• Huckabee trotted out Chuck Norris and vigilante Jim Gilchrist to make sure that everyone thinks border crossers are terrorists with bombs in their suitcases; forgets about mochilas.
• Excerpt of the day: 'Senator Ernie Chambers of Omaha says the governor is, quote, "riding a crest of racism."'

And one for fun:

• He's an...Illegal Eh-lien